Love is over. Cancel romance. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting divorced. These are the end times.
So the dream is over - let's collectively wallow in sad bangers and weep for what once was. You could just whack on the Mr. & Mrs. Smith OST, but that stirs too many difficult memories for us right now, so we've made a mixtape to soundtrack the end of one of the most iconic celebrity partnerships in living memory: Brangelina.
"Sometimes I think I'm happy here / sometimes, yet I still pretend / I can't remember how this got started / but I can tell you exactly how it will end..." Oh Mr. Reznor, you speak to us in ways no other human can.
It might feel like the end of the world, Skeeter, but sometimes all you need is a good ol' cry. Come on, let it all out.
If a teary ballad won't rouse you from your doldrums, perhaps some red-eyed breakbeat will? It should at least distract you for a while if nothing else.
Lana Del Rey is the goddamn master of modern tearjerkers, so keep the tissues handy for this morbid Disney cover.
The Dandy Warhols are oddly poignant during this drugged-out ode: "I am alone / but adored by 100,000 more..."
Turn the page for Side B: Brad.