Hm, I would say Chloë Grace Moretz would be the perfect person to play me. She gangsta, she black in a white woman's body, and we know a lot about each other, it would make total sense.
My superpower would be teleportation, because as of lately, 70% of my life has been wasted on traveling from place to place
Exactly how its portayed in the bible
Be your own man. Dont follow no nigga. And that's verbatim
R. Kelly's "Step in the Name of Love (Remix)"
DO NOT DATE ZIPPORAH MY NIGGA, OR ELSE YOU GON BECOME A RAP STAR!
Just focus on your studies, don't talk to nobody, join band, join chorus, and go to college in Canada and NEVER come back.
Me dating a celebrity...ewww.
When I Die...clearly LOL.
Me, Sam, my homie in jail Julio, my dead homies ill rock, ammo, and cakey.
To Nick, because I wiped my balls on his phone last night...sorry Nick.