All Apologies: Cash+David

Who would play you in the movie of your life?

Cash: Either Ryan Gosling or Audrey Tautou.

David: Julia Davis.

What would your superpower be and why?

C: I did an online test for this one, it says: “your superpower is to breathe underwater. You must love the water… you are also very creative”

Haha. I’ll go for that.

D: I did this too: “Your powers are altering your appearance, transforming into a gelatinous form and telepathy”, sounds about right.

What’s your idea of heaven?

C: Family, coffee, cake, a studio with an API desk and all the dead musicians to pick from to play on a record.

D: To be reincarnated as a dog.

What one thing have you learnt from your parents?

C: To graft at what you love, do it smartly and efficiently.

D: Weed can save a marriage.

What song do you wish you’d written?

C: "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab For Cutie.

D: "Cry Me A River" by Arthur Hamilton.

If you could say something to your 15-year-old self, what would it be?

C: It’s okay, you CAN be into both hip-hop and emo.

D: Your glasses are cool.

What’s your re-occurring nightmare?

C: The notion of an ever-expanding universe and void.

D: My teeth falling out.

What song will they play at your funeral?

C: "Angeles" by Elliott Smith.

D: "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba.

What five people would you invite to your fantasy dinner party?

C: James Dean, Shostakovich, Dylan Thomas, Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson.

D: Kathy Burke, Annie Clark, David Byrne, Maggie Nelson, Judy Chicago.

And finally, who would you most like to apologise to and why?

C: To my maths teacher in school... but I did tell them I probably wouldn't need to know.

D: My girlfriend for being an asshole.