Nirvana's official response to this latest 'Kurt isn't dead' conspiracy theory is the best

Since 1994, when he obviously faked his own death, Cobain's been living in the South American nation as Ramiro Saavedra.

Don't believe us? There's proof:

There are lots of disbelievers, despite the clear evidence above, so Nirvana have been forced to respond.

Translated, their post reads: "It is true, Kurt is alive. He needed time to learn to play the guitar with his right hand. Finding left-handed guitars is not easy. We are so happy to have him back and forgive him for all of the sadness that we have held so deeply in our hearts."