Morrissey reveals new T-shirt with slogan: "Be Kind To Animals Or I'll Kill You"

26 September 2014, 11:00 | Written by Laurence Day

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Perhaps in a bid to out-Morrissey himself, Morrissey has flicked the switch on his new online merchandise store.

Savvy bit of branching out, right?

Well, aside from gaudy tea towels, pillow cases, mouse mats (for £15) and set of four postcards (cheap at a tenner), there are a couple of astute purchases. A "Shoplifters Of The World Unite" tote bag, for example.

He's also commissioned a rather threatening T-shirt bearing the words "Be Kind To Animals Or I'll Kill You".

What a charming man.

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