This has all the hallmarks of a joke played two years too late. Remember witch house? You know, skanky hair, stupid punctuation, shit records? Yeah, that one. Well, Deftones frontman Chino Moreno has decided to dive right on into the murky, meth-coloured abyss and launch a new project called – and I shit you not here - †††. Or Crosses for all-important SEO purposes.

In fairness, it’s a bit like Team Sleep, which was ‘OK’. Download a free EP below if you can overcome the crushing apathy that has undoubtedly set in over the course of the last paragraph and a half.