All Apologies: XO

Who would play you in the movie of your life?

Romesh Ranganathan. I feel like he could relate to my life pretty well.

What would your superpower be and why?

This is a question I ask myself quite frequently believe it or not, so I'm well prepared when I say time manipulation. You can't beat that at all. Like the movie Click.

What’s your idea of heaven?

A place where I don't have to pay 5p for a bag.

What one thing have you learnt from your parents?

That you should always "put a hat on it".

What song do you wish you’d written?

Frank Ocean - "Pyramids"

If you could say something to your 15-year-old self, what would it be?

"Stop being a fucking pussy."

What’s your re-occurring nightmare?

The one where I'm screaming but noone can hear me OR the one where I try to fight someone but can't throw a punch properly - to the point I feel powerless. Not nice man.

What song will they play at your funeral?

Afroman - "Because I Got High". I think it'd take the sting out of the occasion a little.

What five people would you invite to your fantasy dinner party?

Deadpool, Kanye West, Kevin Hart, Chabuddy G and Sofia Vergara.

And finally, who would you most like to apologise to and why?

My mum. If you're reading this, sorry for lying to you almost every week when I say I'll hoover the house but never intend on doing so. Just like today.